Busty News

Busty News - A quick dip into stories from around the web. Various anecdotes, jokes, pictures and articles to make you smile and dare I say titter? An amalgamation of nonsense, drivel, the absurd and amusing. If you are of an intellectual bent, please look away now.

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Always knew your boobs were heavy? Maybe, but surely this is a bit of an extreme way to prove it. I am pretty sure you would not do that with implants.

Wearing the Wrong Size Bra

A very interesting article by an American lady called Tiffany Dodson. She found out she was wearing a bra, four sizes too small.

To see the full article see 'wearing the wrong bra size'. I know that a lot of women who discover big bras late find that this is exactly the case. I myself went from a 36E to a 32G. But the joy. The sheer pleasure and comfort from suddenly wearing the right size bra is hard to explain to women that do not have the same issues.

Not Big Boobs Related

Okay, so I admit it is hardly busty news related but it made me laugh and I suspect many of you will share my amusement.

Here's Looking At You Kid

Big Boobs T Shirt

Busty News: I am sure many of you would agree with the sentiments of the message on this shirt, but who would actually dare wear it. In all seriousness, any message on a T shirt draws attention so actually it would only make matters worse.

Katie Price Has Boob Reduction

Katie Price boob reduction

Apparently Katie Price, the ex British 'glamour' model formerly known as Jordan, has had a boob reduction. 

Do you care? I have always had a somewhat ambivalent attitude about Katie Price. Part of me dislikes her for making money out of simply getting massive breast enlargements. 

Another part of me admires her for carving out a small fortune in a tough world. She may not strike you as the smartest gal about but this is one very street smart business woman. In 2012, her net worth was apparently £45m (US$66m).

Anyway, so what about the boob reduction? Well I am no expert on these things so simply have to rely on media tittle tattle (yes a shameless and appalling pun). Apparently she went from a 32B to a 32FF. I have actually seen her close up once, she was in the same changing room area as me and I can tell you she is tiny, so I suspect those famous boobs were certainly larger than a FF cup, at one point.

Now she has again had surgery, this time to supposedly reduce down to a more modest C cup. Again, it is a sort of 'so what?' moment. Well the thing I did find interesting was that this is allegedly her seventh breast operation! She is only 36!

Now I know that removing a sack of silicone or saline is a lot easier than a proper breast reduction surgery but nevertheless. We are all aware that women put themselves through pain in the name of looking good - think high heels or strapless bras; but here is a woman who is clearly prepared to go a lot further than most. I am not sure if I should pity her or admire her.

Women With Bigger Busts Spend More!

Busty News: According to a latest report women with bigger busts spend more. I will state straight away that I think this is utter nonsense but here goes. I first saw this report on called MedicalDaily.com so I thought it may have some substance.

women with bigger busts spend more

The report is generated by Alibaba, the massive Chinese reseller web site that has vast statistics at it's disposal. All sounds fine so far. It is only when you consider a few simple facts that it all looks a little daft.

  • Young girls generally have smaller busts than older women and their older peers generally have more disposable income
  • Chinese women generally have smaller frames and smaller busts than their Western counterparts. Those Western women also probably have higher disposable incomes

It is not exactly rocket science! If the report was using better control methods and comparing like with like it would be far more interesting. For example, only using Australian or Irish women aged 20-30, or 30-40 for example. 

So once again a report gets publicity merely because it gives the chance for the headline writers to talk about big boobs. 

Study Finds Women With Bigger Breasts Are Smarter

This is again more nonsense. When I first read the headline 'women with bigger breasts are smarter' I thought it was worth reading up on the study so I might report it here as a Busty News story as a bit of fun. After all who doesn't want to bust the myth (yes the pun is intentional) that women with bigger breasts are dumb.

women with bigger breasts are smarter

I went through half a dozen websites and none of them mentioned the academic who had written the research. I plugged away and eventually found the name of Dr. Yvonne Rossdale at Chicago University.

Her study apparently involved 1,200 women in Illinois, Kansas and Ohio. So a decent sample size across various locations meant it has the makings of a legitimate scientific study. The problem is this lady does not exist. 

It turns out that this 'study' was first reported by 'World Weekly News' - a supermarket tabloid renowned for outlandish stories. It is a lovely thought for many of us that women with bigger breasts are smarter but of course it is rubbish. Intelligence is dictated by a number of things, the most prominent being your genes. Oh well.

Dumb Advice

Busty News: As you can imagine I continually scan the internet for interesting stories and was very disappointed to find, on a British website dedicated to teenage girls, the following statement: "boobs...and a cup size can range from AA to DD!"

Yes I except that most young teenage girls will not go beyond a DD cup but how about the ones that do? What about older teenagers where growth has taken them way up and over a DD cup? Why condition young girls that a DD is the maximum?

A site, presumably written by women, dedicated to young teens does not help young women who may be struggling with the difficulty of big breasts by perpetuating such nonsense. 

Supermarket Bras

Supermarket bras

Busty News: Have you noticed how more and more supermarkets are beginning to sell large ranges of lingerie. It took a while but they are now wandering into the realms of large cup bras too.

I have to admit that I have not bought anything from them as yet and shudder slightly at the thought, but I do like to read the reviews from their own customers. So far, not good. It is no great surprise as their is a huge amount of experience and customer feedback that goes into producing bras that fit bigger boobs.

Nevertheless I will watch developments. However it makes me very grateful that we have so many quality brands dedicated to large cup bras.

Wedding Day Blues

More busty news or more to the point utter drivel from tinsel town. A woman (who shall remain nameless, not to spare her blushes but to deliberately not give her the publicity she so clearly craves) who is an ex Playboy model and 'actress' has allegedly decided that her ample cleavage may distract from her beauty on her wedding day.

By most reckonings she is on her third set of implants. The thought may not ever have crossed her mind but the rest of the busty sisterhood have already worked out that you really do not need to show your boobs, if you do not want to. Oh well.... 

New Clothing Line Misfires

Busty News Goes Wrong

More busty news: There is apparently a new clothing line for the generously endowed by Reformation, called 'I'm Up Here'. 

I have no idea whether it is good, bad or indifferent. Whether these are actually clothes for big breasts, ie specifically designed with our shapes in mind, or just another attempt to ride the bandwagon. Let us all hope that it is actually the former as we can always do with more choice.

My Gripe. The publicity photo!

Why oh why use a model who clearly does not have large boobs. We want to see what these clothes look like on a curvy woman. Not exactly too much to ask for a range supposedly targeting women with bounteous charms is it?

Is it just simply the default setting for those arranging a fashion shoot to pick the usual sized model?

Whoever was responsible may understand production issues but clearly have no idea who their, or worse their client's, target audience is. It is this sort of action, or inaction, which makes the company look amateur and will undoubtedly 'switch off' many potential big boobed customers. Duh!

Vogue Has A Big Busted Front Cover

Big Boobs on the cover of Vogue

Wow. Vogue (UK) - that bastion of the fashion world, the magazine that has relentlessly pounded our collective sub-conscious with images of willowy (read tall, thin & flat chested) models has put a big boobed model on it's June 2014 front cover.

Now there is some serious busty news. Kate Upton, who is featured below is the headline act. This young lady has probably now passed Christina Hendricks in terms of the current title holder of most feted big boobed star in the media.

There seems to be a story about Kate Upton every week or so, which of course is a great opportunity for magazine and newspaper hacks to do what they love to do best, put photos of large breasts on display. 

Yes of course this is an obvious ploy but one cannot complain that all models featured are stick thin and then equally moan when ample boobs are displayed. On reflection, I have to say that this is probably a good thing for the big boobed sisterhood. Of course it will be decidedly better when they start to feature Kate Upton wearing clothes rather than simply in bikinis - but it is a start.

By Royal Command

French Minister

Busty News from France is that Segolene Royal (yes that is really her name) a Minister in the French government has ordered all female staff to refrain from showing any cleavage.

Apparently she did not initially deny this, then later did in a twitter post, before later suggesting that it was not the case. Confusing or what? Politicians, they are the same the world over.

The very politically correct French have a women's rights minister who did not want to countermand her colleague but found it 'strange'.

Oh Please....

I wish my boobs were smaller

The latest busty news as announced by various British newspapers is that the US 'model' Kate Upton 'wishes her boobs were smaller'.

Now call me a cynic if you will, but this is a young woman who spends her time posing for pictures for the tabloids and lads mags. In fact it is difficult to find any pictures with her with a blouse or shirt on.

Now I have no problem with women making money from doing this but please, do not insult our intelligence by saying the primary source of your income is something you do not want.

Busty News with Busty Brown

Busty Brown

I got all excited this morning when I read that a horse called Busty Brown was racing in The Grand National. I was a little disappointed to find out the race was actually a lesser event at the same racecourse.

I was also saddened to find the horse was actually a male, which quite took the shine off it for me. Nevertheless a valid member of our busty stories listing.

Ultimate Boob Wars - A Video Game

Details of a new 'video' game just popped into my in box. 'Ultimate Boob Wars - Big breasts vs Flat Chests. I suppose I should not be surprised by this sort of thing, but really? What are the chances any woman had any part in the concept of this game?

As you can imagine the concept is as puerile as it gets. Two tribes the big boobs and flat chests battle it out for superiority while 'you' the gamer are a butch man who goes out there and teaches them that bust size does not matter by first beating any given woman, then seducing (read raping) them.

I am not one to get on my high horse about 'p@rn' usually and have little or no knowledge about gaming but this is just awful. Encouraging rape in impressionable young men is beneath contempt.

Maybe This Tool Seller Meant Something Different?

HSS TIT DRILL SET

In the Advert listing, the Amazon seller had obviously run out of room and thought they would shorten the word titanium.

One obvious problem is that, whilst we can all see it is a shortened version, I do not think too many people associate the word tit with titanium. The advert title actually ends up looking like the title of a porn film.

Dear Dr. Ruth

Dear Dr. Ruth

Daft Health Warnings

This has absolutely nothing to do with news about breasts but I had to share it. I just bought my husband some sleeping pills as he had got into a habit of waking at 4 o'clock and wanted to get out of the habit. Ok so I bought him some sleeping pills and what does it say on the back. 'Warning - May cause drowsiness'

Unrealistic Expectations

Does this sort of example create unrealistic expectations?

Busty News - There is a very good article at www.literallydarling.com which amongst other issues deals with the lack of confidence many big breasted ladies have when showing naked boobs. This is partly driven by the continuing rise of photos of celebs and porn stars with silicon enhanced boobs. 

These tatas are perfectly symmetrical, exactly the same size, the nipples are exactly level and they defy gravity. As almost every 'natural' reader will know, this is not how nature works but it creates an impression and so you can understand why many busty women might feel the weight of expectation about getting naked.

Undoubtedly the 'problem' is greater for younger women as their male counterparts have grown up in an era of burgeoning plastic surgery and readily available porn and so many young men actually think this is normal.

Top Ten Big Boob Problems

The above article also includes the following list:

  1. Under boob sweat
  2. Your bras being mistaken for ass-holders and/or hats
  3. Budgeting to afford a bra that actually fits
  4. Finding the right specialty bra shop with a correctly trained fitter you actually trust, or at the very least just finding a store that actually carries your size
  5. Packing a larger suitcase to fit your bras into
  6. Figuring out ways to get your insurance to pay for a breast reduction
  7. Demi-cup overspill
  8. Shopping for clothes based on whether or not you can wear a bra with them
  9. Wondering if a guy is actually looking at you or only interested in your chest
  10. How not to look crazy while holding your boobs to avoid black eyes during a run

I thought this was quite good. Does anyone else have some suggestions - see the Busty news comment form below.

So Who Is The T1t?

I am sorry to laugh at other people's misfortune but this is a funny / sad but worthy addition to the Busty News articles.


I was checking out my own book on Amazon, (no not the one on the left), this one. Flattering Necklines For Big Busts (shameless plug).

You may or may not be aware how books sold on Amazon are configured but Amazon have a section at the bottom of the page titled, 'Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed', in this instance the people who looked at my book also apparently looked at an ebook titled, Lots Of Big T1ts (above). It has a typical sultry busty model on the front and the implication is clear.

The customer comments section explain it best:

"The book has two words, over and over. Big t1ts. Ya, pretty funny. Seems someone needs to grow up! Does anyone even preview these books before Amazon even puts them on the web site? This is not a book, it is 500 pages of the words "big t1ts", over and over, along with fake reviews on the site. SCAM".

"This is a total Rip Off. No Pictures except cover other than that the book only contains the words Big T1ts, Big Ti1s,Big Ti1s, etc."

"Buyer beware. should have previewed before purchasing I expected a story...not what this is. this is literally the words "big t1ts" over and over that's it...no story. hope I save you all the trouble of buying this".

If you are familiar with Amazon you can click on the tab 'Look Inside' and you will see examples of pages with 'those two words', printed over and over again.

It is sad to see any scam and see ordinary consumers being ripped off but that does not stop one have a little snigger at their expense on this occasion. There were 10 people who actually posted comments about this scam so how many more actually bought the book and quietly put it down to experience?

One Method Of Dealing with Comments at Work

More Busty News:

I have to relate this busty news story because it very much amuses me.

There is a story reported in a British newspaper of a case of sexism in the office. It may not shock British or Australian women but it may well surprise American readers how sexist comments are not uncommon still in some British and Australian workplaces.

In this instance, a woman was regularly greeted every day by one chap with, "Good Morning Big T1ts".  As you can imagine, she was a little peeved but clearly had no 'sense of humour' not to find this 'little bit of fun' all highly amusing.

Her solution? She started responding, "Morning Small D1ck".

As you might imagine, his highly 'amusing banter' very quickly stopped when the tables were turned. Now that I do find really funny.

Just remember friends are like boobs:

some are big, some are small, some are real, some are fake.

An Unusual Massage Technique

Busty News:

"I squash men with my 48NN breasts". A somewhat odd story involving a 34 year old lady from Georgia, US. 

More big boobs humour

Kristy Love (yes it is a 'stage' name) is 23 stone and a beauty therapist. She was asked by a male customer if she would perform a massage with her top off. She was initially a bit embarrassed by her weight but the customer loved it and was prepared to pay a lot.

She started advertising her 'Happy Man Works' massages and even at a cost of hundreds of dollars, the work flooded in.

Yes I know, all a bit National Enquirer. But hey, I am not going to criticise her. I am sure she has taken plenty of flak over the years for her large size - even her own family called her 'thunder thighs'.

It has really polarised opinion, some BBW women reckon she is an inspiration. Other women think she is obese and publicising an unhealthy eating lifestyle. I am just pleased that at least her adoring customers make her feel good about herself because being happy in your own skin is the most important thing.

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