Top Ten Male Fashion Disasters

My own homage to male fashion disasters.

As women we have a lot of pressure on us to look good. It can be for a variety of reasons and can be both positive and negative but I wanted to get away from all of that for a while and just concentrate on having a laugh. These are men's fashion mistakes.

What better way to do that than to turn the tables on men. So this page is dedicated to the vagaries of male fashion.

Is it fair? Possibly not. Is it funny? I will let you judge.

Warning Health Risk: I have tried to avoid 'sexy' pictures throughout this site as it may draw the wrong sort of web surfer, (especially if you think about the site title).

However I have decided to cast aside all my morals and sense of decency here. So I will say it now. The following page contains sexy pictures. Nay erotic.

Here are men in flagrante. Shamelessly teasing you with their come hither looks and male charms. So please - If you do not want to see uncensored pictures of sexy men. Please move to a different page.

Men's Fashion Mistakes - Our Top Ten

(1) Golf

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What better place to start than Golf. What is it about this sport that brings out the very worst in male fashion disaster design? What to say about Plus fours? I am lost for words.

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Ah plaid. So debonair. So refined, So........cringeworthy?

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The thing I find so strange is that golf clubs pride themselves on their sense of decorum. Almost every club will have rules on dress. One cannot wear blue jeans, trainers etc.

Is it so ironic that with all those rules they turn a blind eye to the male fashion disasters lurking on their fairways, greens and in their clubhouses.

What makes it acceptable for male golfers to lose any semblance of decorum? Or is it a subtle ploy to upset their opponents rhythm? You might think so, if it were female golfers but their opponents are probably men too. 

(2) Beachwear

Women generally spend a lot of time considering what they will wear on the beach. Many ladies even diet coming up to those summer months to put their best foot forward on the beach. But what about men?

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If only he had put on his hat, rather than leaving it forlornly on the sand. I think it would have set off his outfit with that certain 'jeu ne sais quoi' look.

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The cheeky look. Now come on ladies....

Actually the only real problem here was that there are so few people about to share the joy. 

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That is so much better. By putting on some footwear and promenading, so many more women can share the pleasure. A turquoise thong and red baseball hat. Mmmm 

Fingerless gloves and leopard effect trunks. Grrrrr

(3) More gorgeous male sportsmen

Wrestling. A world of machismo and bulging biceps. Where men are men and they dress to prove it. Male fashion disasters? Or style symbols of virility?

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(4) Hair is so important

So many men forget how important your hair can be. I am pleased to see these gents understand the issue. Okay, so technically not a male fashion disaster but I hope you will forgive me if I include it in this section.

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And what can beat a sexy pig tail?

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How about two pig tails? The tie die shirt is simply a bonus.

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(5) Couch Potatoes

Okay. Enough of the sportsmen. How about slowing the mood down a little? It is something no right minded woman can resist. Some might call them couch potatoes. I prefer the term supine recumbents

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Again, I maybe moving off the actual topic of male fashion disasters but who can resist a plethora of couch potatoes. Do you think there is a term for the plural? 

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Had Enough? You Are Only Half Way Through Our Top 10 Male Fashion Disasters!

(6) The Simple Vest

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I cannot make up my mind if I am excited by the allure of the simple elegance of the shirt or the man boob sweat. How can I be so unfeeling as to add this into a list of men's fashion mistakes?

(7) Leggings

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Forget the movie Men In Black. Surely it would be topped by Men in Leggings. Be still by beating heart.

(8) A Take On Tartan

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Would this be classified as a suit? What about those zip pockets? The training shoes set it off of course. As well as the body hugging charm, it just screams male fashion disaster.

(9) Saggers

Saggers. Young men wearing their trousers (pants) about a foot below where they should be and thereby showing the world their shorts. One of my own pet hates and true male fashion disasters.

This is a page dedicated to male fashion disasters so it is entirely appropriate. So why do men wear their trousers low? / why do men wear their pants so low?

The real reason? It was youths copying the way prisoners looked to make them look tough. Prisoners often would not have the right size clothes to wear, hence their trousers / pants slipped down. I wonder how many young men actually realise this is the case?

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Another one. Concentrate - you are meant to be looking at the shorts sticking out the top of his jeans!

Wowcher!

Male fashion disaster or alluring lady killers? At least his shorts appear to be clean. Can you imagine if there were skid marks!

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(10) Trousers / Pants

Such a major part of the male dress code and therefore perfect potential for male fashion disasters. Here is a diverse selection of trousers / pants for your delectation.

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Having to walk around with an accordian strapped to your chest is one way to draw attention away from your trousers but a bit of an over-reaction surely?

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I am sure Captain America never walked around with a corn of the cob - but I might be wrong.

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The Nazis really knew how to catch the eye with their uniform trousers. What was all that about The master-race?  With trousers like that!

Yes, I had to keep this one until last. The brothel creepers, the pink trousers, the green necklace - be still my beating heart.....and please, do not tell me he is being ironical.

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This is merely my ten male fashion disasters, I am sure you have your own. If you do, and especially if you have pictures, please send them to me and let other women share the pleasure men can bring us all.

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